Get an EVO!
I went over to Adam's house the other night at around 10pm. After hanging out for about 2 hours with him and Luke, we decided we needed something to do. Adam, of course, quickly suggested Denny's and I think we all know why. I'll give you a hint, it's not the food. Luke and I settled on Jack's, as it was still open for another hour. I still cna't believe the damn place changed their hours from 24 to a 1am closing time. That sort of thing pisses me off. I mean, where am I supposed to get my fix when it's 4am? You can't honestly expect me to go to Denny's EVERYTIME.
In any event, the food was awesome, as always. Then Adam and Luke had this amazing idea to check out the Admiral club. I figured, why not. As long as I don't have to dish out any cash for a sleazy club, it's fine by me. Where here's the interesting part. We drive downtown, drive past the club and try to find parking. I went one way, nothin'. Went another, nothin'. So I needed a place to turn around, perferably a parking lot of some sort. I quickly check my rear view and notice there's a cop following me. I'm thinking, "God damnit. What the hell did I do?" I pull into a McDonald's parking lot and start to turn around. The guy follows me in and pops on his lights. I pull into an empty parking spot and the two cops walk up to my window with their hands resting on their holsters. The only thing going through my mind right then was "Who the hell did I buy this car from?!" and "I hope to God Adam doesn't say anything stupid".
I roll down the window and the cop #1 says "Don't worry, you didn't do anything wrong... What kinda mods you got done?"
GOD DAMNIT! My heart was racing at a thousand beats a second and this fucker didn't have any reason to pull me over in the first place other than to shoot the shit about imports.
I looked up at him very much relieved and said "Why do you guys have to do that? You scared the shit out of me."
Turns out, cop #1 had recently bought a WRX STI and was trying to talk his partner (cop #2) into buying a WRX as well. While I was glad the car wasn't stolen, that didn't help Adam's mindless-self from saying anything stupid. "Get an EVO!" to which cop #1 started unbuckling his sidearm.
We all talked a while longer, totalling about 20 minutes, with these two Chicago cops. Then they got back into their squad car and peeled out of the McDonald's parking lot to let us on our merry way.
The End
Oh yeah. Didn't enjoy the club. Honestly.
In any event, the food was awesome, as always. Then Adam and Luke had this amazing idea to check out the Admiral club. I figured, why not. As long as I don't have to dish out any cash for a sleazy club, it's fine by me. Where here's the interesting part. We drive downtown, drive past the club and try to find parking. I went one way, nothin'. Went another, nothin'. So I needed a place to turn around, perferably a parking lot of some sort. I quickly check my rear view and notice there's a cop following me. I'm thinking, "God damnit. What the hell did I do?" I pull into a McDonald's parking lot and start to turn around. The guy follows me in and pops on his lights. I pull into an empty parking spot and the two cops walk up to my window with their hands resting on their holsters. The only thing going through my mind right then was "Who the hell did I buy this car from?!" and "I hope to God Adam doesn't say anything stupid".
I roll down the window and the cop #1 says "Don't worry, you didn't do anything wrong... What kinda mods you got done?"
GOD DAMNIT! My heart was racing at a thousand beats a second and this fucker didn't have any reason to pull me over in the first place other than to shoot the shit about imports.
I looked up at him very much relieved and said "Why do you guys have to do that? You scared the shit out of me."
Turns out, cop #1 had recently bought a WRX STI and was trying to talk his partner (cop #2) into buying a WRX as well. While I was glad the car wasn't stolen, that didn't help Adam's mindless-self from saying anything stupid. "Get an EVO!" to which cop #1 started unbuckling his sidearm.
We all talked a while longer, totalling about 20 minutes, with these two Chicago cops. Then they got back into their squad car and peeled out of the McDonald's parking lot to let us on our merry way.
The End
Oh yeah. Didn't enjoy the club. Honestly.
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